As millions of women anticipate the reunion of their beloved Sex and The City foursome, a recent survey found that the majority of men plan to pass on the May 30th premiere. Consider the fact that the survey was commissioned by Moosehead Breweries, which claims that of 500 representative men, only four percent plan to attend the SATC this Friday — voluntarily or not.

Of those surveyed, the majority (36%) will be drinking beer while watching the hockey playoffs on the night of the premiere. Twenty-eight percent plan to walk the dog, and 12 percent will reaffirm their masculinity by pumping iron at the gym.

In the survey, men were also asked to pick the hottest "Sex and The City" character. Samantha was deemed "the hottest" (11%), followed by Charlotte (10%), Carrie (7%), Miranda (4%) and Mr. Big (2%). That's right, only 2 percent separated Miranda and Mr. Big. A resounding 66 percent responded with "huh?"